a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Feminism

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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