I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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