- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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