Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

read me write me

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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