- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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