- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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