- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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