- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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