- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

joke under this line wins _________________________

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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