- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A russian gives away vodka.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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