Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Caramel Boing.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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