- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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