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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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