What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

13 =B you just learned something

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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