Blacks

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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