- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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