- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Banana Hamock.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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