- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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