Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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