Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

You know whats funny Aids

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

13 =B you just learned something

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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