- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

black people

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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