What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

autistic kids rock

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...