What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What is white and long? A New York winter

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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