Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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