- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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