How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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womens rights

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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