- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

i have yougurt mit traktor

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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