What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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