Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Poop

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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