how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

whats worse than gill? nothing

binladin walks into the american seals

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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