- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

irish man drinking john smiths

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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