What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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