Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Abortion.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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