- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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