Major League Soccer

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Soccer...

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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