A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call an arab ?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Prostitution is bad.......

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A miserable man committed suicide.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

THE GAME

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

can you touch your toes? no

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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