Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What is white and long? A New York winter

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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