What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what to call someone thats gay zak

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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