- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

The WNBA.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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