- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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