- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

If youre African, why are you white?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

the NAACP

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Asians.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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