- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

autistic kids rock

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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