What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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the NAACP

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Asians.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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