- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

how do you save a black man ... u don't

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

poopy is poopy

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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