- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing