- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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