- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Trump will make America great again.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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