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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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