whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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