How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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