- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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