- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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