- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Abortion.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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