- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

nolan is gay

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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