Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Banana Hamock.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Stephen Hawking

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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