- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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