- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

All of these jokes are about white people

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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