A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Good afternoon.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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