- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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