- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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