roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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