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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.