Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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