- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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