- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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