Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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