A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Feminism

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Women's Rights

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

don't just stand there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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