- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Ask me if im a tree? No

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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