what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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You have friends

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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