- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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