- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A man penetrates another man.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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