What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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WNBA

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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