- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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