- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??