- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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