What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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