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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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robin, get in the car.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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i have two hands.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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