- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Horse.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did the old man say? Im old

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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