What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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