Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If youre African, why are you white?

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Double-whammy

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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